Pieces of Flair

As much as my ethnic heritage compels me to disdain the Swedes, I can't help but think I have a new hero in Stockholm:

"Paris Hilton was in a convenience store in Stockholm when she was accosted by a shopper there, who called her a “whore” and started screaming that he hated Americans."

Update: Swedish news is reporting that the guy is actually Croatian. This makes me one happy Finno-Croat. My jingoism will now resume its regulary scheduled programming.