Pieces of Flair

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?

Finally, someone understands my position on the issues. Thank you, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Thank you.

[I was somewhat torn today, however, as I realized that if I were to cast a vote for Dubya that would effectively nullify P. Diddy's vote. If I actually thought that someone would inform him of this, I would feel pretty compelled on November 2.]