PoF Haiku Cinema Results

Since Victor bravely soldiered on and pushed us past the 30 entry mark in the PoF Haiku Cinema challenge, I thought I should probably pick a few winners for the quote bin. Here are my faves in no particular order (if you think I've overlooked a clear winner, tell me in the comments):

Will Ferrell's worst film.
Nicole Kidman's career low.
Tinkle, tinkle, tink!
- Victor

It's some old movie.
It's over three hours long.
Alec rented it.
- Victor

Friends bound together
Ronald Reagan and Bonzo
Sleep well monkey friend
- Robert Diaz

The blood-spattered bride,
How many can she make die?
Coma to revenge.
- Sr. Mary Hasta

Michael Moore is fat.
Oh so very, very fat.
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat.
- Victor