Friday, August 10, 2007

Progressive Christians end silence



PoF News - According to the latest edition of Living the Questions, liberal Christians are finally voicing their opinions. As part of this trend, a new tract is now available for distribution at congregations, seminaries and street corners. Entitled "SHE: God is not an old bearded white guy, so you'd better avoid exclusive language," the text is fairly straightforward until the conclusion, at which point Betty Frieden makes an appearance as the divine and a non-inclusive sinner is sent to hell. These scenes have raised the concern of some progressive Christians, who feel that while anyone caught using non-inclusive language probably ought to burn forever, hell makes them uncomfortable and God will likely bring even these sad souls back into the fold eventually.


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Apologies to Victor and thanks to Julie and Scot for inspiration.